A floating, waterproof, hanging eyewear holder designed as a convenient receptacle for showering, exercising, swimming, and other situations where eyewear can be easily stored and retrieved. A pocket is made of two thin layers of plastic, molded together to create an air space in the rear of the pocket. The third, front layer of the pocket is webbed to allow easy evaporation of any liquid. A snap secures eyewear in the pocket. A molded, offset top hanger allows convenient suspension from such surfaces as a shower curtain rod, tree branch, or exercise bar. The end of the hanger is bent inward to form a toe, allowing the hanger to be hung on any flat surface, such as a chair arm, table, or window sill. A hole in the top of the hook accommodates a lanyard or a suction cup, allowing the hanger to be attached to glass or ceramic enclosures.