The invention as presently conceived discloses a chemical formula for the composition of a liquid topical analgesic. It is produced from a unique blend of herbal essential oils and plant- and/or vegetable-derived oils. Although the precise proportions and method of mixture are held in confidence, it comprises at least olive oil, castor oil, grapeseed oil, almond oil, apricot kernel oil, Vitamin E, various herbal essential oils, and a stabilizer. Such essential oils may include eucalyptus (Eucalyptus globulus, among others), lavender (Lavandula angustifolia), tea tree (Melaleuca alternifloria), ginger (Zingiber officinale), lemongrass (Cymbopogon citratus, among others), red thyme (Thymus vulgaris), sweet birch, (Betula lenta) and ylang ylang (Cananga odorata). Alternate and additional essential oils or plant- and/or vegetable-derived oils are anticipated to be used as well. When produced, the mixture would be bottled and promoted to the public to be used as a topical rubbing compound for the skin or for use in a soaking bath. It will reduce pain from sore muscles, bruised ligaments and tendons, lower back pain, arthritis and other similar ailments associated with common aches and pains.